“If They Don’t Record It, I Will Record It Myself” — Mandy Kiss Fires Back at Guinness World Records After Dismissal of Her Planned Attempt

Nigerian socialite and self-acclaimed “President of Olosho,” Mandy Kiss, has sparked another wave of online conversations after boldly firing back at Guinness World Records (GWR) for reportedly dismissing her planned record attempt. The controversial internet personality, known for her outspoken personality, bold fashion choices, and knack for staying in the headlines, declared that if the global record-keeping body refuses to recognize her effort, she will personally document the attempt and ensure the world sees it. This fiery response has not only kept Mandy Kiss in the spotlight but has also fueled a heated debate about the lengths to which public figures go in the name of relevance, ambition, and clout.

The story started when Mandy Kiss announced her intention to take on a Guinness World Record challenge, a move that followed the recent surge of Nigerians applying for and breaking different world records across diverse categories. From cooking marathons to singing contests and even marathon dancing, Nigerians have been setting and breaking records at a remarkable pace in 2023 and 2024, inspiring others to try their luck. Mandy Kiss, who has often been labeled as a controversial figure in the entertainment space, seemed determined not to be left out of the trend. However, when reports emerged that Guinness World Records allegedly dismissed her planned attempt, social media quickly erupted with mixed reactions.

In a viral statement shared on her social media platforms, Mandy Kiss expressed her frustration at the perceived rejection, noting that she would not allow any organization to determine whether or not she could pursue her goals. “If they don’t record it, I will record it myself,” she said, a declaration that has since turned into a trending phrase across Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Her statement is being shared widely by fans, critics, and meme creators alike, fueling discussions about self-validation, institutional recognition, and the pursuit of unconventional dreams.

For Mandy Kiss, this is not just about a record attempt—it is about defying rejection and refusing to let others dictate the terms of her success. Many of her supporters argue that her statement reflects resilience, an unshaken determination to forge her own path regardless of whether traditional institutions acknowledge her. To them, Mandy Kiss is a symbol of confidence, authenticity, and boldness in the face of criticism. They believe her outburst embodies the popular Nigerian spirit of “if the system won’t give me a seat at the table, I will build my own table.”

On the other hand, critics have not been as generous. Many have accused her of chasing clout, alleging that her supposed Guinness World Record attempt is nothing more than a publicity stunt designed to keep her name in the headlines. For these critics, Mandy Kiss thrives on controversy and thrives even more when the public reacts. They argue that Guinness World Records has strict guidelines and criteria for recognition, and if her proposal was dismissed, it could mean her chosen category did not meet the global standards required. They believe her declaration of self-recording is an admission that she knows she won’t qualify but wants to ride on the buzz anyway.

The debate has been amplified by the history of Mandy Kiss herself. Over the years, she has built her brand on unfiltered self-expression, often sparking arguments about morality, feminism, social influence, and the blurred lines between personal ambition and public responsibility. From declaring herself the “President of Olosho” to speaking openly about issues that most public figures shy away from, Mandy Kiss has become a polarizing figure who is either fiercely defended or intensely criticized. Her current clash with Guinness World Records is only the latest addition to a long list of attention-grabbing moments.

Guinness World Records, as an institution, has always maintained rigorous standards for applications and recognition. Categories must not only be original and measurable but also have global appeal and be safely executable. In recent years, Nigerians have broken numerous records—from Hilda Baci’s widely celebrated cooking marathon to other attempts that captured massive online attention. This has created a wave of record-breaking enthusiasm among Nigerians who view GWR as both a platform for recognition and a gateway to global fame. Mandy Kiss’s attempt to join this movement was not surprising, but her chosen path and bold statements are what have kept people talking.

Interestingly, her fiery response has also sparked a conversation about whether people need institutional validation to achieve greatness. Some observers point out that many successful entrepreneurs, artists, and cultural icons did not wait for official bodies to recognize their craft before pursuing it. They argue that if Mandy Kiss truly believes in her attempt and its potential impact, she does not necessarily need Guinness World Records to certify her effort. This perspective resonates with her statement about recording the attempt herself, positioning her as someone willing to self-document her success without relying on external validation.

However, others caution that recognition from established bodies like Guinness World Records carries weight and legitimacy that cannot be easily replaced. To them, Mandy Kiss recording her attempt independently might generate publicity, but it will lack the global credibility and authority that a Guinness certificate provides. This is why many believe her statement is more of a bold clapback than a genuine plan of action. Still, as is often the case with Mandy Kiss, the spectacle of her personality may be the actual goal—keeping her brand relevant and ensuring her name remains in constant public discourse.

As the conversation continues, it is evident that Mandy Kiss has once again mastered the art of turning controversy into attention. Whether or not she ever successfully completes a Guinness World Record attempt, she has already succeeded in sparking a national discussion and cementing herself as a conversation starter. Her unapologetic statement has also given birth to a viral catchphrase that is likely to remain part of internet slang for months to come: “If they don’t record it, I will record it myself.”

At this point, it remains unclear what record Mandy Kiss had intended to attempt or whether she will eventually follow through with her self-documentation plans. What is certain, however, is that her determination to stay visible and unbothered by rejection has once again positioned her at the center of social media buzz. For some, she is a relentless dreamer who refuses to be boxed in by external rejection. For others, she is a strategist who knows exactly how to stir controversy to maintain her relevance.

In Nigeria’s ever-dynamic entertainment scene, personalities like Mandy Kiss remind us that fame is not always about achievements recognized by institutions—it is also about the ability to command attention, dominate conversations, and stay in the public eye, regardless of whether people cheer or criticize. By firing back at Guinness World Records and boldly asserting her independence, Mandy Kiss has shown once more that she is not afraid to challenge norms and embrace the power of self-validation. And as the buzz continues to grow, one thing is clear: whether recorded by Guinness or not, Mandy Kiss has already made her mark in the hearts, screens, and conversations of Nigerians everywhere.