“Should I Send Thunder to Him?” – Portable Dismisses ₦120 Million Offer, Demands ₦1 Billion to Fight VeryDarkMan, Threatens Juju

In a drama-soaked twist worthy of a Nollywood blockbuster, controversial Nigerian street-hop sensation, Habeeb Okikiola, better known as Portable, has turned down a ₦120 million offer to face outspoken activist and content creator, VeryDarkMan, in a celebrity boxing match. The zeh crooner, never one to shy away from theatrics, dismissed the amount as "chicken change" and boldly demanded a staggering ₦1 billion instead, while also hinting at resorting to supernatural methods like “thunder” or “juju” if pushed further.

The internet was sent into a frenzy on Saturday night after a video surfaced of Portable pacing furiously, shirtless and hyped, as he reacted to the offer that had been reportedly tabled by a yet-to-be-disclosed promoter seeking to capitalize on the ongoing online feud between the two eccentric public figures. Known for his raw energy, crude charisma, and viral tantrums, Portable did not hold back, calling out VeryDarkMan with his trademark blend of slang, spiritual threats, and self-appraisal.

"Dem say make I come fight VeryDarkMan for ₦100 million? ₦100 million is small for me! Make una give me ₦1 billion if una wan see me inside ring. Or should I just send thunder to him? I fit use juju sef. This one no reach my level. I go do am spiritually,” he roared in the video, clearly incensed yet visibly enjoying the attention that has become the lifeblood of his celebrity.

The verbal slugfest between Portable and VeryDarkMan has been heating up for weeks on social media, with both parties exchanging heavy shots. While Portable is known for his chaotic outbursts and unfiltered rants, VeryDarkMan, whose real name is not publicly known, has built a reputation for his fearless commentary on societal issues and celebrity scandals, including those involving the late Mohbad, Naira Marley, and Iyabo Ojo.

Fans and critics alike have been closely following the feud, which has now taken a wild turn into the realm of potential violence—albeit under the guise of an entertainment event. With the rising popularity of influencer and celebrity boxing matches worldwide, promoters saw an opportunity in the bad blood between Portable and VeryDarkMan. But while the offer of ₦120 million might seem generous by most standards, Portable has made it clear he values himself much higher.

“I be lion, no be everybody I dey fight. That boy no reach. Make dem bring one billion. I be superstar, no be low budget celebrity,” he declared, thumping his chest with pride as his entourage laughed in the background, clearly amused and perhaps supportive of his self-imposed market value.

The audacity of the ₦1 billion demand has ignited both laughter and outrage online, with many questioning whether Portable truly believes he’s worth that amount or if this is simply another ploy to stay in the headlines. Regardless, his words have ensured his name remains at the top of trending conversations, especially as VeryDarkMan has yet to issue a direct response to the challenge.

Portable’s mention of using "thunder" or "juju" has also stirred controversy, with some netizens interpreting it as an unserious joke in line with his usual antics, while others worry about the glorification of spiritual warfare in a modern entertainment context. The singer has previously courted headlines for invoking traditional elements and spiritual references, often blurring the line between showbiz and ritualistic folklore. His statements, though comical to many, are perceived by some as dangerous, especially in a country where spiritual beliefs and superstitions still hold significant sway.

Industry insiders, however, believe Portable might be banking on the buzz to renegotiate a much higher payout or simply stringing the narrative to remain in the public’s eye. “Portable knows how to sell drama. This is his brand. Whether or not the fight ever happens, he’s winning because everyone is talking about him,” one Lagos-based entertainment analyst commented.

Interestingly, the proposed boxing match has caught the attention of several stakeholders in Nigeria’s growing entertainment-sports crossover industry. Celebrity boxing, once thought to be a gimmick, has in recent times gained traction in the country. Earlier this year, social media comedians and musicians participated in face-offs that drew millions of views online and attracted lucrative sponsorship deals. The idea of Portable entering the ring, chaotic as it sounds, might just be profitable enough for bold investors willing to gamble on the madness.

VeryDarkMan, known for his analytical delivery and controversial exposés, may be the more measured of the two, but he is no stranger to clout battles. His supporters are already daring him to accept the challenge, albeit with skepticism over whether it would even materialize. With his history of calling out celebrities, politicians, and religious leaders, the activist might see this boxing proposal as a distraction or a test of his courage—whichever it is, fans are waiting with popcorn in hand.

Meanwhile, Portable has doubled down on his demands in a follow-up video, insisting that no amount less than ₦1 billion will get him into a boxing ring with someone he considers "beneath" his stardom. “Make dem no try me. I no be anybody mate. I be boss for this game,” he growled while performing push-ups in his compound, cameras rolling and fans cheering.

Whether this will end in an actual fight or fade into the archives of Nigerian internet drama remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: Portable has once again proven that when it comes to capturing attention, he’s in a league of his own. Between mentions of thunder, juju, billions, and ego trips, the street-hop star has not only elevated a feud into a national spectacle but reminded the world that in today’s fame economy, controversy is the new currency.

As Nigerians continue to digest the theatrics, speculate about outcomes, and meme their way through the absurdity of it all, the rest of the world is watching closely. Because only in Nigeria can a potential boxing match sound like an African mythological warfare wrapped in a hip-hop music video, starring two of the internet's loudest voices.

For now, the billion-naira brawl remains a fantasy, but as with all things Portable, anything is possible—especially if thunder answers the call.